*points to bedroom* This is where we frick frack.
*points to kitchen* This is where we snick snack.
*points to living room* This is where we kick back.
*points to bathroom* This is where we shit shat.
Which state is the loudest
its funny because the last part in illinois is silent
silence is the loudest scream
that was deep
how I feel ordering at Starbucks.
OKAY FELLOW WHOVIANS, THIS IS OUR CHANCE!
The petition is HERE and it needs over 90,000 more signatures. We can do this! Go sign the petition and then signal boost the hell out of it!
HOLY SHIT THIS IS OUR TIME
I need this on a shirt
My friend went to a nerd factory. They gave him a bag of rejects and said “Enjoy your bag of diabetes.”
Why do people never want to tell you their middle name like who gives a shit its not a nuclear launch code its your damn name
god gave us two hands for a reason
I hope Mrs Hudson beats Sherlock with that pan.
i remember i used to be amazed at people who could type without looking
the kissing islands, Greenland
would you look at that even the fucking ground gets more action than me